Technoporn
Yes I'm bored. This is bad because it makes me want to spend money on stupid bits of nice looking but ultimatley unecessary technology. Consequently I'd like to present Alex's Techno XXX Toplist.
Single males with poor social skills only please...
1. Mature
3. Poor man's Mature
4. Slim looker
5. Fetish
6. Midget Fetish
7. Outdoors
8. Kids
9. Barely Legal
10. Buxom
Now where did I put that lottery ticket?
*sighs*
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Photo bonanza
Hey, great! I've just put loads of photos up on the Pics page. Oh wait, no I haven't. Why? Because some beady eyed low foreheaded dipshit with questionable parentage in possesion of an almost primate like ability to climb scaffolding took time off from wanking over Trisha to break into my flat and steal the camera and the better half's laptop.
Not impressed.
On the bright side, at least they didn't piss on the rug.
[Update] The rozzers have been round and they're sending the fingerprinting squad (!). Crikey. I thought they only did stuff like that in the movies... [/Update]
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