Yes I’m bored. This is bad because it makes me want to spend money on stupid bits of nice looking but ultimatley unecessary technology. Consequently I’d like to present Alex’s Techno XXX Toplist.
Single males with poor social skills only please…
1. Mature
3. Poor man’s Mature
4. Slim looker
5. Fetish
6. Midget Fetish
7. Outdoors
8. Kids
9. Barely Legal
10. Buxom
Now where did I put that lottery ticket?
*sighs*
Popularity: 15% [?]