New Matrix movie! Woo hoo! Trinity uses nmap! And exploits the SSH1 CRC32 hole from 2001! Keanu Reeves is shit, again! Neo may still be in the Matrix when the film ends! There’s even less plot than last time! But isn’t it pretty! The Twins were underused! There was a pointless dance scene! And a pointless snog involving Keanu and that random bird who had about 5 minutes screen time! In a three hour movie! Lots of Agent Smiths! Lots of pop philosophy!
Ugh.
To be honest, who gives a shit? I’m waiting for Return of the King.
Ps. Given the subject matter of the film, wouldn’t it have been more correct to title it ‘The Matrix: Rebooted’?
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