Photo bonanza
Hey, great! I've just put loads of photos up on the Pics page. Oh wait, no I haven't. Why? Because some beady eyed low foreheaded dipshit with questionable parentage in possesion of an almost primate like ability to climb scaffolding took time off from wanking over Trisha to break into my flat and steal the camera and the better half's laptop.
Not impressed.
On the bright side, at least they didn't piss on the rug.
[Update] The rozzers have been round and they're sending the fingerprinting squad (!). Crikey. I thought they only did stuff like that in the movies... [/Update]